do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to
(via assguard)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Monks on a Rollercoaster.
This just makes me so fucking happy you do not even know.
(Source: debugr, via iwilltaketheringintomordor)
its a conspiracy
i’m sorry isabelle. but i need the bells inside of you.
Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.
this is the greatest thing I have ever seen
This is David Reale. You probably have no idea who he is, yet he played one of the most famous characters of the twenty-first century.
He is Glen Coco.
Forever reblog
god hes hot
you go Glen Coco
glen coco can get it
[rich white dad voice] golf
what… the fuck
[RICH WHITE DAD VOICE] GOLF

